July 30, 2010
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

Expert Relationship Advice from John Gray, bestselling author of "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus."

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Thought of the Day: "When a woman asks a lot of questions, that is a secret Venusian signal that he should stop talking and ask her questions."
 
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Building Bridges

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will send you one miracle."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly happy.

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"


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