Expert Relationship Advice from John Gray, bestselling author of "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus."

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Answers given by school-age children to questions about their moms:

What kind of little girl was your mom?

My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

They say she used to be nice.

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